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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ruchi123" data-source="post: 2544486" data-attributes="member: 13665">Morehehehehe<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />  i 've seen this before.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> anyways here is some more, Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather Girl: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together. guy:did it hurt when you fell from heaven? girl: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?? He says "Where have you been all my life" She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?" Guy: I would die for you... Girl: Proove it man: I'm all you've got cutie response: then I must not have alot Im not a tease !! Just a reminder of what you cant have ! "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." He: So what do you do for a living? She: Female impersonator. "Is this seat empty?" "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." "So, wanna go back to my place?" "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" "It's in the phone book." "But I don't know your name." "That's in the phone book too." "What sign were you born under?" "No Parking." "I know how to please a woman." "Then please leave me alone." "Haven't we met before?" "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic." "I want to give myself to you." "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." "I can tell that you want me." "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave." "Hey, baby, What's your sign?" "Stop." "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?" "Sorry, I don't date outside my species." "May I see you pretty soon?" "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?" "Your body is like a temple." "Sorry, there are no services today." "I'd go through anything for you." "Good! Let's start with your bank account." "I would go to the end of the world for you." "Yes, but would you stay there?" Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore." "Your place or mine?" "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." He: So, wanna go back to my place? She: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock? After hearing a pickup line: I like your approach, now let's see your departure. If you are looking at a girl and she says "What are you looking at?" say "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken." He: Would you like to dance? She: Not with you. He: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did. He: Do you wanna dance? She: Yeah but not with you! He: You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants! Q: Does beauty run in your family? A: It obviously doesn't in yours! Q: What's your name sexy? A: Taken! Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again? A: Yeah, but this time don't stop! Q: I think you're the best looking girl in here. A: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I! He: So, baby, your place or mine? She: Both. You'll go to your place and I'll go to mine! He: Your legs go clear up to your ass. She: Most peoples' do!</blockquote>

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