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<blockquote data-quote="haarshlife" data-source="post: 1178775" data-attributes="member: 40807"><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">SHE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">HE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">yours!!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">SHE: May I have the pleasure of this dance? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">HE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">SHE: How did you get to be so beautiful?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">HE: I must have been given your share!!!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">SHE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">HE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!! </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">SHE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">HE: Okay, get out!!!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">SHE: I think I could make you very happy</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">HE: Why? Are you leaving?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">SHE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">HE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!! </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">SHE: Can I have your name?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">HE: Why, don't you already have one?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">SHE: Shall we go and see a film?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">HE: I've already seen it!!!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">SHE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">HE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!! </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">SHE: Where have you been all my life?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">HE: Hiding from you.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">SHE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">HE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">SHE: Is this seat empty? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">HE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">SHE: So, what do you do for a living?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">HE: I'm a female impersonator.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">SHE: Hey baby, what's your sign?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">HE: Do not enter.</span></span></span></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="haarshlife, post: 1178775, member: 40807"] ;) ;) [SIZE="4"][FONT="Century Gothic"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]SHE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours! HE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!! SHE: May I have the pleasure of this dance? HE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!! SHE: How did you get to be so beautiful? HE: I must have been given your share!!! SHE: Will you come out with me this Saturday? HE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!! SHE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out! HE: Okay, get out!!! SHE: I think I could make you very happy HE: Why? Are you leaving? SHE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me? HE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!! SHE: Can I have your name? HE: Why, don't you already have one? SHE: Shall we go and see a film? HE: I've already seen it!!! SHE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together? HE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!! SHE: Where have you been all my life? HE: Hiding from you. SHE: Haven't I seen you someplace before? HE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore. SHE: Is this seat empty? HE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. SHE: So, what do you do for a living? HE: I'm a female impersonator. SHE: Hey baby, what's your sign? HE: Do not enter.[/FONT][/FONT][/SIZE] :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/QUOTE]
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