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<blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 4921547" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p>HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours! </p><p>SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours </p><p></p><p>HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance? </p><p>SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too ! </p><p></p><p>HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?</p><p>SHE: I must have been given your share !</p><p></p><p>HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday? </p><p>SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend ! </p><p></p><p>HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out! </p><p>SHE: Okay, get out!</p><p></p><p>HE: I think I could make you very happy </p><p>SHE: Why? Are you leaving? </p><p></p><p>HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?</p><p>SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!</p><p></p><p>HE: Can I have your name? </p><p>SHE: Why, don't you already have one? </p><p></p><p>HE: Shall we go and see a film?</p><p>SHE: I've already seen it! </p><p></p><p>HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together? </p><p>SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck ! </p><p></p><p>HE: Where have you been all my life?</p><p>SHE: Hiding from you.</p><p></p><p>HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before? </p><p>SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. </p><p></p><p>HE: Is this seat empty?</p><p>SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down . </p><p></p><p>HE: So, what do you do for a living? </p><p>SHE: I'm a female impersonator. </p><p></p><p>HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?</p><p>SHE: Do not enter.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dreamworks_naveen, post: 4921547, member: 49393"] HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours! SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance? SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too ! HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must have been given your share ! HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend ! HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out! SHE: Okay, get out! HE: I think I could make you very happy SHE: Why? Are you leaving? HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time! HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why, don't you already have one? HE: Shall we go and see a film? SHE: I've already seen it! HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together? SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck ! HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you. HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before? SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. HE: Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down . HE: So, what do you do for a living? SHE: I'm a female impersonator. HE: Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE: Do not enter. [/QUOTE]
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