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Message: <blockquote data-quote="djchammi" data-source="post: 5913516" data-attributes="member: 143083">Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had allbeen able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that specialday, they'd each walked across the lake to the bar on the far side fortheir first legal drink.So when Bubba's 21st birthday came a round, he and his pal Jim Bobtook a boat out to the middle of the lake, Bubba stepped out of the boat ...and nearly drowned! Jim Bob just barely managed to pull him tosafety.Furious and confused, Bubba went to see his grandmother. 'Grandma,'he asked, 'it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk 'cross thelake like my pappy, grandpappy, and great grandpappy?'Granny looked deeply into Bubba's troubled eyes and said,'Because your father, your grandfather and your great grandfatherwere born in January, when the lake is frozen, and you were bornin July, you idiot.'</blockquote>

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