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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 3882465" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A <span style="color: black">salesman was traveling through the country side, flogging insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">"Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again. I guarantee it."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">The farmer was dubious.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">"Young man, I'll make you a proposition. I'll tie you out in my cornfield buck naked, covered with that bug spray. If there is not a single bite on you come morning, I'll buy a whole case from you. And get everyone in the county to buy a case......we will make you rich.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">The salesman was delighted.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">They went to the field and he stripped. The farmer sprayed him thoroughly with the bug spray and tied him to a stake. Back to the house went the farmer. The next morning, the farmer and his family trooped out to the cornfield. Sure enough, the salesman was there, hanging in his bonds, not a single bite on him. Yet he was a total wreck!</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">Pale, ghastly, haggard, and drawn, but not one bite on him. The farmer was perplexed. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">"Son," he said, "Now, you don't have a bite on you but you look like hell! What the devil happened?" The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes and croaked,</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">"Doesn't that calf have a</span> mother?</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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