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<blockquote data-quote="Proxies" data-source="post: 12294201" data-attributes="member: 162702"><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em>01. Tell the guy beside you that you need a new body.</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em>02. Sleep while using a paper bag to cover your head.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/dull.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":dull:" title="Dull :dull:" data-shortname=":dull:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/dull.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":dull:" title="Dull :dull:" data-shortname=":dull:" /></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em>03. Sing an Opera loudly in the bus.</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em>04. When the guy beside you has finished talking through his handphone, pick up your phone and repeat what he said. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em>05. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em>06. Congratulate everyone for making it this far for the Amazing Race.</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em>07. Salute the driver when you board the bus.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em>08. Practice some slow motion actions inside the bus.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em>09. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> </em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em>10. Place a mat on the floor and suggest to the other passengers to join you for a picnic.</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em>11. Play musical chairs with everyone onboard.</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em>12. Breakdance.</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em>13. Every time the bus wobbles from the wind caused by passing transports, jump up and scream "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> </em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em>14. Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.<img src="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/images/icons/sq/11.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em>15. Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em>16. Start a cheer for the bus driver</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em>17. When there are a lot of empty seats, sit on the floor.</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em>18. If there are no empty seats left, say to a complete stranger "Thats ok, I¹ll just sit on your lap", and do so.</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em>19. Bring a fishing rod. Try to snag other passengers¹ possessions with it.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /> </em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em>20. Get on the bus. Take off your shoes and put them each on a different seat. Do the same thing with your socks. Get off crying "I¹m free! I¹m free!" <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em></em></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em>ඉස්සුවේ නෙට් එකෙන්......Repost නම් සද්ද නොකර හිටපන්..<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" />..ඔ නෙම නම් මට Pm කරලා එවන්න.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" />.Ehema kiyala ewwoth denawa rep..<img src="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/images/icons/sq/11.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />....</em></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em>එහෙනම් ඕඔන් පොස්ට් කරa... ..</em></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Proxies, post: 12294201, member: 162702"] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=4][I]01. Tell the guy beside you that you need a new body. 02. Sleep while using a paper bag to cover your head.:dull::dull: 03. Sing an Opera loudly in the bus. 04. When the guy beside you has finished talking through his handphone, pick up your phone and repeat what he said. :P 05. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.:D:D 06. Congratulate everyone for making it this far for the Amazing Race. 07. Salute the driver when you board the bus.:yes: 08. Practice some slow motion actions inside the bus.:rolleyes: 09. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. :rofl: 10. Place a mat on the floor and suggest to the other passengers to join you for a picnic. 11. Play musical chairs with everyone onboard. 12. Breakdance. 13. Every time the bus wobbles from the wind caused by passing transports, jump up and scream "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" :lol: 14. Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.[IMG]http://www.elakiri.com/forum/images/icons/sq/11.gif[/IMG] 15. Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare. 16. Start a cheer for the bus driver 17. When there are a lot of empty seats, sit on the floor. 18. If there are no empty seats left, say to a complete stranger "Thats ok, I¹ll just sit on your lap", and do so. 19. Bring a fishing rod. Try to snag other passengers¹ possessions with it.:P 20. Get on the bus. Take off your shoes and put them each on a different seat. Do the same thing with your socks. Get off crying "I¹m free! I¹m free!" :rofl: [/I][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=4][I]ඉස්සුවේ නෙට් එකෙන්......Repost නම් සද්ද නොකර හිටපන්..;)..ඔ නෙම නම් මට Pm කරලා එවන්න.:D.Ehema kiyala ewwoth denawa rep..[IMG]http://www.elakiri.com/forum/images/icons/sq/11.gif[/IMG]....[/I][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=4][I]එහෙනම් ඕඔන් පොස්ට් කරa... ..[/I][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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