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<blockquote data-quote="Tissaka" data-source="post: 244220" data-attributes="member: 123"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'">this is the best joke so far</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'">George W Bush and Condolisa Rice are having a meeting ... Read on!</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">George: Great. Tell me all about it.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">George: That's what I want to know.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">Condi: That's what I'm telling you.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">Condi: Yes.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">George: I mean the fellow's name.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">Condi: Hu.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">George: The guy in China.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">Condi: Hu.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">George: The new leader of China.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">Condi: Hu.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">George: The main man in China!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">Condi: Hu is leading China.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">George: Now what are you asking me for?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">Condi: That's the man's name.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">George: That's who's name?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">Condi: Yes.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">Condi: Yes, sir.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was dead in the Middle East.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">Condi: That's correct.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">George: Then who is in China?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">Condi: Yes, sir.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">George: Yassir is in China?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">Condi: No, sir.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">George: Then who is?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">Condi: Yes, sir.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">George: Yassir?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">Condi: No, sir.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">Condi: Kofi?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">George: No, thanks.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">Condi: You want Kofi?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">George: No.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">Condi: You don't want Kofi.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">Condi: Yes, sir.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">Condi: Kofi?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">George: No, Milk! Will you please make the call?</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">Condi: And call who?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">George: Who is the guy at the U.N?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">Condi: Hu is the guy in China</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">George: Will you stay out of China?!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">Condi: Yes, sir.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">Condi: Kofi.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">George: All right! With cream and two sugars.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Tissaka, post: 244220, member: 123"] [SIZE="5"][FONT="Arial Narrow"]this is the best joke so far George W Bush and Condolisa Rice are having a meeting ... Read on![/FONT][/SIZE] [COLOR="Navy"][SIZE="4"][FONT="Garamond"]George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Tell me all about it. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The main man in China! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now what are you asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was dead in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: No, Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/QUOTE]
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