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<blockquote data-quote="scala" data-source="post: 304276" data-attributes="member: 3112"><p>></p><p>> > </p><p>> >While visiting Sri Lanka , George Bush is invited to tea with</p><p>> > Sri Lankan President Mahindha.</p><p>> ></p><p>> >He asks Mahindha what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is</p><p>to </p><p>> ></p><p>> >surround himself with intelligent people.</p><p>> ></p><p>> >Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent.</p><p>> ></p><p>> >"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Mahindha.</p><p>> ></p><p>> >"Allow me to demonstrate. "</p><p>> ></p><p>> >Bush watches as Mahindha phones Ratnasiri Wickremanayake and says,</p><p>> ></p><p>> > "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has</p><p>> a >child,</p><p>> ></p><p>> > and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother </p><p>> or >sister. Who is it?"</p><p>> ></p><p>> >Ratnasiri Wickremanayake immediately responds, "It's me, Sir!"</p><p>> ></p><p>> >"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Mahindha . He hangs up </p><p>> ></p><p>> > and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President.</p><p>> ></p><p>> >Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" Bush, upon returning to</p><p>> > </p><p>> > Washington, decides he'd better put the Condo leeza Rice to the</p><p>> test. >Bush</p><p>> ></p><p>> > summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleeza, I wonder if you</p><p>> ></p><p>> > can answer a question for me."</p><p>> ></p><p>> >"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"</p><p>> ></p><p>> >Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father</p><p>> ></p><p>> >has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is</p><p>it?"</p><p>> ></p><p>> >Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back</p><p>> ></p><p>> >to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves. Rice immediately calls a meeting</p><p>of</p><p>> ></p><p>> >senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, </p><p>> ></p><p>> >but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Rice</p><p>calls</p><p>> ></p><p>> >Colin Powell and explains the problem.</p><p>> ></p><p>> >"Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and </p><p>> ></p><p>> >this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"</p><p>> ></p><p>> >Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."</p><p>> ></p><p>> >Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush,</p><p>> ></p><p>> >and exclaims, "I know the ! answer, sir! I know who it is! It's our</p><p>Colin</p><p>> ></p><p>> >Powell!"</p><p>> ></p><p>> >And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Ratnasiri Wickremanayake !"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="scala, post: 304276, member: 3112"] > > > > >While visiting Sri Lanka , George Bush is invited to tea with > > Sri Lankan President Mahindha. > > > >He asks Mahindha what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to > > > >surround himself with intelligent people. > > > >Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent. > > > >"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Mahindha. > > > >"Allow me to demonstrate. " > > > >Bush watches as Mahindha phones Ratnasiri Wickremanayake and says, > > > > "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has > a >child, > > > > and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother > or >sister. Who is it?" > > > >Ratnasiri Wickremanayake immediately responds, "It's me, Sir!" > > > >"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Mahindha . He hangs up > > > > and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. > > > >Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" Bush, upon returning to > > > > Washington, decides he'd better put the Condo leeza Rice to the > test. >Bush > > > > summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleeza, I wonder if you > > > > can answer a question for me." > > > >"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?" > > > >Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father > > > >has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" > > > >Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back > > > >to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves. Rice immediately calls a meeting of > > > >senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, > > > >but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Rice calls > > > >Colin Powell and explains the problem. > > > >"Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and > > > >this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" > > > >Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course." > > > >Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, > > > >and exclaims, "I know the ! answer, sir! I know who it is! It's our Colin > > > >Powell!" > > > >And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Ratnasiri Wickremanayake !" [/QUOTE]
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