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<blockquote data-quote="Tweety Girl" data-source="post: 2157698" data-attributes="member: 102384"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><img src="http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/985/picture1pd0.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">A plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board, but there are only 4 parachutes.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><img src="http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/5527/picture2jg9.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The first passenger says: </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"Ik am Ronaldo, the best football player in the world. The football world needs me, and I cannot die on my fans." </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><img src="http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/5828/picture3yw5.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says: </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">?I am the wife of the former president of the United States; I am the senator of New York and I have a good chance of being president of the United States in the future.?</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">She grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane. </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><img src="http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/4967/picture4eo6.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span>The third passenger, George W. Bush, says: </p><p> </p><p>?I am the president of the United States of America. I have huge responsibilities in the world. Besides, I am the smartest president in the history of my country and can?t shun the responsibility to my people by dying.?</p><p> </p><p>He grabs a pack and jumps off the plane.</p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><img src="http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/4816/picture5gz3.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a young school boy: </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"I am old. I have lived my life as a good person and a priest should and so I shall leave the last parachute to you; you have the rest of your life ahead of you."</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><img src="http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/1137/picture6qo5.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">To this the little boy says: </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">?Don?t fret old man?..</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">There is a parachute for each of us!</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The smartest president of America took my school bag....."</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The moral of this story?.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Each country gets the president it deserves.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/8458/picture7jd4.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Oh God?. Can?t this idiot just shut up! </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/9279/picture8bd2.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><img src="http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/2094/picture9fe5.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><img src="http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/9894/picture10tn6.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Tweety Girl, post: 2157698, member: 102384"] [SIZE=4][IMG]http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/985/picture1pd0.jpg[/IMG] A plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board, but there are only 4 parachutes. [IMG]http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/5527/picture2jg9.jpg[/IMG][/SIZE] [SIZE=4] The first passenger says: "Ik am Ronaldo, the best football player in the world. The football world needs me, and I cannot die on my fans." He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane. [IMG]http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/5828/picture3yw5.jpg[/IMG] The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says: ?I am the wife of the former president of the United States; I am the senator of New York and I have a good chance of being president of the United States in the future.? She grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane. [IMG]http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/4967/picture4eo6.jpg[/IMG][/SIZE] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE]The third passenger, George W. Bush, says: ?I am the president of the United States of America. I have huge responsibilities in the world. Besides, I am the smartest president in the history of my country and can?t shun the responsibility to my people by dying.? He grabs a pack and jumps off the plane. [SIZE=4] [IMG]http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/4816/picture5gz3.jpg[/IMG][/SIZE] [SIZE=4] The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a young school boy: "I am old. I have lived my life as a good person and a priest should and so I shall leave the last parachute to you; you have the rest of your life ahead of you." [IMG]http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/1137/picture6qo5.jpg[/IMG] To this the little boy says: ?Don?t fret old man?.. There is a parachute for each of us! The smartest president of America took my school bag....." The moral of this story?. Each country gets the president it deserves. [IMG]http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/8458/picture7jd4.jpg[/IMG] Oh God?. Can?t this idiot just shut up! [IMG]http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/9279/picture8bd2.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/2094/picture9fe5.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/9894/picture10tn6.jpg[/IMG][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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