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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Matti PuuSa" data-source="post: 6153015" data-attributes="member: 254988">On Diplomacy<a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/File:Cquote1.png" target="_blank"><img src="http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/6/6b/Cquote1.png/20px-Cquote1.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a>When the LORD your God brings you into the land where you are entering to possess it, and clears away many nations before you, the Hittites and the <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Shite" target="_blank">Girgashites</a> and the Amorites and the Canaanites and the Perizzites and the Hivites and the Jebusites, seven nations greater and stronger than you. And when the LORD your God delivers them before you and you defeat them, then you shall utterly destroy them. You shall make no covenant with them and show no favor to them. (Deuteronomy 7:1-2) <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/File:Cquote2.png" target="_blank"><img src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/3/33/Cquote2.png/20px-Cquote2.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a>On Friendship<a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/File:Cquote1.png" target="_blank"><img src="http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/6/6b/Cquote1.png/20px-Cquote1.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a>When you approach a <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/City" target="_blank">city</a> to fight against it, you shall offer it terms of <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Peace" target="_blank">peace</a>. If it agrees to make peace with you and opens to you, then all the people who are found in it shall become your <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Slavery" target="_blank">forced labor</a> and shall serve you. However, if it does not make peace with you, but makes war against you, then you shall besiege it. When the LORD your God gives it into your hand, you shall strike all the <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Man" target="_blank">men</a> in it with the edge of the sword. Only the women and the children and the <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Animals" target="_blank">animals</a> and all that is in the city, all its spoil, you shall take as booty for yourself; and you shall use the spoil of your enemies which the LORD your God has given you ... Only in the cities of these peoples that the LORD your God is giving you as an inheritance, ye shall not leave alive anything that breathes, lest you be stricken by God himself. (Deuteronomy 20:10-17) <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/File:Cquote2.png" target="_blank"><img src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/3/33/Cquote2.png/20px-Cquote2.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a>On Virginity<a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/File:Cquote1.png" target="_blank"><img src="http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/6/6b/Cquote1.png/20px-Cquote1.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a>Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sex" target="_blank">intimately</a>. But all the girls who have not known man intimately, spare for yourselves. (Numbers 31:17-18) The preservation of purity until the <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Marriage" target="_blank">union of souls</a> shall be rewarded with a healthy child. The tainting of purity before this shall render a <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Retarded" target="_blank">mongoloid</a> child. (Psalms 12:4-20) <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/File:Cquote2.png" target="_blank"><img src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/3/33/Cquote2.png/20px-Cquote2.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a>On Bullies<a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/File:Cquote1.png" target="_blank"><img src="http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/6/6b/Cquote1.png/20px-Cquote1.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a>I tell you that to everyone who has, more shall be given, but from the one who does not have, even what he does have shall be taken away. But these enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, bring them here and slay them in my presence. (Luke 19:26-27) And if you should not seek vengeance for the loss of your will, then you yourself have sinned, for the LORD your God shalt not allow any push-over beyond the gates of <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Heaven" target="_blank">heaven</a> (Luke 20:1-2) <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/File:Cquote2.png" target="_blank"><img src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/3/33/Cquote2.png/20px-Cquote2.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a>On Mother-in-laws<a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/File:Cquote1.png" target="_blank"><img src="http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/6/6b/Cquote1.png/20px-Cquote1.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a>Do not think that I have come to send peace on <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Earth" target="_blank">earth</a>. I did not come to send peace, but a <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sword" target="_blank">sword</a>. I am sent to set a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, and a son-in-law against his mother-in-law (Matthew 10:34-35) <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/File:Cquote2.png" target="_blank"><img src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/3/33/Cquote2.png/20px-Cquote2.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a>Health advisoryThe Surgeon General of the <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/United_States" target="_blank">United States</a> issued a warning to fans of The Bible, stating that "some side effects have been observed among avid readers." A common conspiracy theory is that the writers of the books intended them to act as hypnotic passages to trick readers into funding the <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/New_World_Order" target="_blank">New World Order</a>. An example of this so-called 'hypnosis effect' is the following extract of Jesus' genealogy: <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/File:Cquote1.png" target="_blank"><img src="http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/6/6b/Cquote1.png/20px-Cquote1.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a>Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren; And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram; And Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon; And Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse; And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her [that had been the wife] of Urias; And Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa; And Asa begat Josaphat; and Josaphat begat Joram; and Joram begat Ozias; And Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias; And Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Josias; And Josias begat Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon (Matthew 1</blockquote>

Verification: Hath warak paha keeyada? (hatha wadikireema paha)

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