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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Matti PuuSa" data-source="post: 6153149" data-attributes="member: 254988">4. Lying Lying to get out of trouble is bad. Lying to save someones life is not bad.  The Bible (also known as The Holy Bile, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Bullshit" target="_blank">Buy Bull</a>, and <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kill_Bill" target="_blank">Bye Bill</a>) is a popular anthology of children's <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Fairy_tale" target="_blank">fairy tales</a>, although it is also enjoyed by adults<a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_Bible#cite_note-0" target="_blank">[1]</a>. It is one of the best selling fiction works of all time.<a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_Bible#cite_note-1" target="_blank">[2]</a> The Bible encompasses various genres, including <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Drama" target="_blank">drama</a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Mystery" target="_blank">mystery</a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Musical" target="_blank">musical</a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Action" target="_blank">action</a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Mythology" target="_blank">mythology</a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Tragedy" target="_blank">tragedy</a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Poetry" target="_blank">poetry</a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Thriller" target="_blank">thriller</a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Roleplaying_game" target="_blank">adventure</a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Imagination" target="_blank">fantasy</a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Horror" target="_blank">horror</a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/History" target="_blank">historical fiction</a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pornography" target="_blank">pornography</a>, and <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Snuff" target="_blank">snuff</a>. The Bible is a collaboration of various authors, first being published by Stone Tablets Press around <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/BC" target="_blank">200 BC</a>.<a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_Bible#cite_note-2" target="_blank">[3]</a> The Bible is separated into two volumes: Volume One (The Old Testament) and Volume Two (The New Testament). Volume One is centered on the mysterious figure, "<a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/God" target="_blank">The Father</a>", whose actions are only described vicariously. Volume Two focuses on the progeny of The Father, dubbed "<a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Jesus" target="_blank">The Son</a>". Besides having an epic and dramatic storyline, The Bible includes various themes that some consider to be controversial, such as <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/War" target="_blank">war</a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Slavery" target="_blank">slavery</a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Racism" target="_blank">racism</a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Murder" target="_blank">murder</a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Alcoholism" target="_blank">alcoholism</a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Magic" target="_blank">magic</a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Genocide" target="_blank">genocide</a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Rape" target="_blank">rape</a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Incest" target="_blank">incest</a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Masochism" target="_blank">masochism</a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Bestiality" target="_blank">bestiality</a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pedophilia" target="_blank">pedophilia</a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cannibalism" target="_blank">cannibalism</a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Homophobia" target="_blank">homophobia</a>, and <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Republicans" target="_blank">neoconservatism</a>. Despite these controversies, The Bible is commonly and freely read to <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Children" target="_blank">children</a>. The Bible also employs various literary devices, such as symbolism, breaking the Fourth Wall, deus ex machina, McGuffins, Tom Swiftys, foreshadowing, magical realism, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Poetic_justice" target="_blank">poetic justice</a>, and anti-heroism. Interestingly, The Bible refrains from using some more familiar literary devices, such as <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Parody" target="_blank">parody</a>, frame story, in media res, back story, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Gay" target="_blank">romance</a>, and flashback, which according to many literary experts could have improved the drama of the stories.</blockquote>

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