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<blockquote data-quote="gpindika" data-source="post: 2629782" data-attributes="member: 90839"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Lesson 5</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong>A turkey was chatting with a bull. </span><span style="font-size: 15px">'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch..</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Moral of the story</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gpindika, post: 2629782, member: 90839"] [CENTER][SIZE=4][B]Lesson 5 [/B]A turkey was chatting with a bull. [/SIZE][SIZE=4]'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch..[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4][B]Moral of the story[/B] Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.[/SIZE][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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