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<blockquote data-quote="Razor Raymon" data-source="post: 1293900" data-attributes="member: 45937"><p><span style="color: blue"><strong><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /> </strong></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>David Bissonette </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Sacha Guitry </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Hemant Joshi </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Dumas </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Sigmund Freud </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Anonymous </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Henny Youngman </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Sam Kinison </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>James Holt McGavran </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Patrick Murray </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>2. Whenever you're right, shut up. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Nash </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Anonymous </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Henny Youngman </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Rodney Dangerfield </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Milton Berle </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Anonymous </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Anonymous </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."</strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Razor Raymon, post: 1293900, member: 45937"] [COLOR="blue"][B]:cool: :cool: [/B][/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"][B]I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henny Youngman "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Sam Kinison "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." James Holt McGavran "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Nash The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... Anonymous You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Anonymous A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Anonymous First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."[/B][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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