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Message: <blockquote data-quote="shehanga" data-source="post: 248350" data-attributes="member: 5308"><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Queen Elizabeth, Bush and Chandrika all died and went to hell.</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Queen Elizabeth said:</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">"I miss England , I would be pleased to phone England and see how everybody is doing there"</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">So she called and talked for about 5 minutes.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Then she said:</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">"Well devil, how much do I owe you?"</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">The devil : "A million pounds" .</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">"A million pounds!!!????"  & she  made him a cheque and</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">went to sit back on her chair.</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Bush was so jealous, he starts screaming,</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">"Me too, I wanna  Phone  the USA , I  wanna see how everybody is doing too. So He called and talked</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">for about  2  minutes, then he said:</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">"Well , devil how much do I owe you?"</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">The devil :"Two million dollars".</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">"Two million dollars!!!!!!???" & he Made him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Chandrika was extremely jealous too. She starts screaming and screaming</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">"I also want to phone Srilanka! I want to see how everybody is doing There too, I want to talk to the army, ministers, I want to talk to everybody".</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">She  called Srilanka and was talking non stop - she talked for about</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Twenty hours.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Then she said: "Well, devil, how much do I owe you?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">The devil : "Ten    rupees.....only ten rupees."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Chandrika screamed "ONLY TEN RUPEES??????"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">The devil says, "Well, from hell to hell, it's a local Call"..!!!</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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