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Message: <blockquote data-quote="T.Kanch" data-source="post: 719427" data-attributes="member: 42018"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">There was a married couple sleeping and an intruder entered into their house. The intruder put a knife to the neck of the woman and said, “I like to know the names of my victims before I kill them, what is your name?” </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">“My name is Mary,” the woman replied. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">The intruder said, “You remind me of my mother who was also </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">named Mary, so I can’t kill you.” </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">The intruder then turned to the husband and asked, “What is your name?” </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">“My name’s Phillip, but my friends call me Mary.”</span></span></span></strong><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>

Verification: Haya warak paha keeyada? (haya wadi kireema paha)

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