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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Evildoer" data-source="post: 7542711" data-attributes="member: 149326"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you don’t, you are not a man</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you praise her, she thinks you are lying</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you don’t, you are good for nothing</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you don’t, you are not understanding</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you don’t, she accuses you of double-crossing</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you don’t, you are a dull boy</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you are jealous, she says it’s bad</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you visit another woman, you’re not putting in “quality time”</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If she is visited by another man, “oh it’s natural, we are girls”</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you do, she thinks it’s just one of men’s tactics for seduction</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you talk, she wants you to listen</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you listen, she wants you to talk</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">In short:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">So simple, yet so complex</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">So weak, yet so…</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">So confusing, yet…</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">So damning, yet….</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">–</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If Ur Not Expecting Anything In Life,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Then Ur Living The Real LIFE!!!!!</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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