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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 219193" data-attributes="member: 8568">Can You Install Love?Customer Service Rep: Can you install LOVE?Customer: I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I think I amready to install now. What do I do first?CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located yourHEART ma'am?Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running rightnow. Is it okay to install while they are running?CS Rep: What programs are running ma'am?Customer: Let me see....I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE,GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE fromyour current operating system. It may remain in your permanentmemory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE willeventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own calledHIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXEand RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properlyinstalled. Can you turn those off ma'am?Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?CS Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invokeFORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXEand RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.Customer: Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing itselfautomatically. Is that normal?CS Rep: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it willreinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?CS Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. Youneed to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get theupgrades.Customer: Oops...I have an error message already. What should I do?CS Rep: What does the message say?Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNALCOMPONENTS." What does that mean?CS Rep: Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. It means thatthe LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yetbeen run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programmingthings, but In non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" yourown machine before it can "LOVE" others.Customer: So what should I do?CS Rep: Can you find the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?Customer: Yes, I have it.CS Rep: Excellent, you are getting good at this.Customer: Thank you.CS Rep: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copythem to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT,REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite anyconflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also,you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and thenempty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely goneand never comes back.Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neatfiles. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it showsthat WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copyingthemselves all over my HEART!CS Rep: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able tohandle it from here. LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and itsvarious modules to everybody you meet.~With Love All Things Are Possible~ </blockquote>

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