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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Eclipse" data-source="post: 1832723" data-attributes="member: 84173">Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?Customer: Yes, sure, nothing happens, it must be really stuck.Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a noteCustomer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet...it's still on my desk... sorry .>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Click for detailsHelpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.Customer: Is that your left or my left?>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?Male customer: Hello... I can't print.Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and.....Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damn it !>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print.Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'.I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of themonitor, but the computer still says it can't find it...>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Customer: I have problems printing in red ...Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer?Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.>>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Helpdesk: And now hit F8.Customer: It's not working.Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening.>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Click for detailsCustomer: My keyboard is not working anymore.Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.Customer: OKHelpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?Customer: YesHelpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah ... that one does work!>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a Capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A customer couldn't get on the Internet: -Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?Customer: Yes I'm sure. I watched my colleague do it.Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?Customer: Five stars.>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Helpdesk: What anti-virus program do you use?Customer: Netscape.Helpdesk: That's not an anti-virus program.Customer: Oh, sorry ... Internet Explorer.>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Customer: I have a huge problem.A friend has placed screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears !>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Click for detailsHelpdesk: Microsoft Tech Support, may I help you?Old woman: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you.Can You please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?Old woman: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago.Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Helpdesk: How may I help you?Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?Customer: Well, I have the letter " a ", but how do I get the circle around it?<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></blockquote>

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