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<blockquote data-quote="Dr. NAC" data-source="post: 12541205" data-attributes="member: 379573"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">having coffee.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">calls him 'Father'."</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Bishop. When he walks into a room people call</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">him 'Your Grace'."</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">'Your Eminence'."</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Pope. When he walks into a room people call him</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">'Your Holiness'."</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">coffee in silence, the four men give her a</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">subtle, "Well....?"</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim,</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen">කිසිම ආගමකට අපහාස කරන්න දැම්ම නෙවෙයි. හොදයි කියල හිතුනු නිසා දැම්මේ. එනිසා කවුරුවත් අවුලක් ගන්න එපා.</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dr. NAC, post: 12541205, member: 379573"] [B][SIZE="3"][COLOR="DarkGreen"]Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God." [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE="4"][COLOR="SeaGreen"]කිසිම ආගමකට අපහාස කරන්න දැම්ම නෙවෙයි. හොදයි කියල හිතුනු නිසා දැම්මේ. එනිසා කවුරුවත් අවුලක් ගන්න එපා.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [/QUOTE]
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