A woman a home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to>the
>door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the
lady "Do
>you have a vagina".
>She slams the door in disgust.
>The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same
man and
>he
>asks the same question of the woman "Do you have a vagina". She
slams the
>door again.
>
>Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has
happened
>for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and
concerned
>voice "Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this
guy
>shows
>up again".
>
>
>
>The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the
door.
>The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice "Honey, I'm going
to hide
>behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to
answer
>yes to the question because I want to see where he is going with
it". She
>nods yes to her husband and opens the door.
>
>
>
>Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same
question.
>Do
>you have vagina".......
>
>
>
>"Yes" she says......
>
>
>
>The man replies.. "Good! Would you mind telling your husband to
leave my
>wife's alone and start using yours ?"
