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<blockquote data-quote="babaarosh" data-source="post: 986202" data-attributes="member: 55670"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL&nbsp; &nbsp; :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL&nbsp; &nbsp; :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> A woman a home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;the&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; lady &quot;Do&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;you have a vagina&quot;.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;She slams the door in disgust.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; man and&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;he&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;asks the same question of the woman &quot;Do you have a vagina&quot;. She&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; slams the&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;door again.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; happened&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; concerned&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;voice &quot;Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; guy&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;shows&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;up again&quot;.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; door.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice &quot;Honey, I'm going&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; to hide&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; answer&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;yes to the question because I want to see where he is going with&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; it&quot;. She&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;nods yes to her husband and opens the door.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; question.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;Do&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;you have vagina&quot;.......&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;&quot;Yes&quot; she says......&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;The man replies.. &quot;Good! Would you mind telling your husband to&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; leave my&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &gt;wife's alone and start using yours ?&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="babaarosh, post: 986202, member: 55670"] :rofl: :rofl: A woman a home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to >the >door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady "Do >you have a vagina". >She slams the door in disgust. >The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and >he >asks the same question of the woman "Do you have a vagina". She slams the >door again. > >Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened >for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned >voice "Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy >shows >up again". > > > >The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door. >The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice "Honey, I'm going to hide >behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer >yes to the question because I want to see where he is going with it". She >nods yes to her husband and opens the door. > > > >Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question. >Do >you have vagina"....... > > > >"Yes" she says...... > > > >The man replies.. "Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my >wife's alone and start using yours ?" [/QUOTE]

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