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Message: <blockquote data-quote="DJ.Parker" data-source="post: 20404" data-attributes="member: 1924">While visiting England , President Chandrika Kumara tunga is invited>to tea with the Queen. Chandrika asks the Queen what her leadership>philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with>intelligent people. Chandrika asks how she knows if they're>intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the>Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate.>>She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer>this question: "Your mother has a child, and your father has a child,>and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?">>Tony Blair responds, "It's me, Your Majesty" "Correct. Thank you and>good-bye " says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that>Chandrika?">>"Yes Your Majesty. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!">>>Upon returning to Colombo , Chandrika decides she'd better put her>advisors to the test. She summons Mangala to her residence and says,>"Mangi, I wonder if you can answer a question for me.">>"Why, of course, ma'am . What's on your mind?">>"Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this>child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Mangala hems>and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?">Chandrika agrees, and Mangala leaves.>>Mangala immediately calls Anura, and they puzzle over the question for>several hours, but nobody can come up with a legitimate answer.>Finally, in desperation, Mangala calls Prof. GL and explains his>problem.>>"Now look here GL, your mother has a child, and your father has a>child, and this child is not your brother or your>sister. Who is it?">>Prof. GL answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you idiot." Much>relieved, Mangala rushes back to Chandrika and declares, "I know the>answer, ma'am ! I know who it is! It's GL!">>And Chandrika replies in disgust, "Wrong you fool, it's Tony Blair">></blockquote>

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