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Message: <blockquote data-quote="deffa" data-source="post: 5126" data-attributes="member: 57"><p>The AL GORE Virus</p><p></p><p>(Causes your computer to just keep counting</p><p>and counting)</p><p></p><p>The CLINTON Virus</p><p></p><p>(Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory)</p><p></p><p></p><p>The BOB DOLE (aka: VIAGRA) virus</p><p></p><p>(Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy)</p><p></p><p></p><p>The LEWINSKY virus</p><p></p><p>(Sucks all the memory out of your computer,</p><p>then Emails everyone about what it did)</p><p></p><p></p><p>The RONALD REAGAN virus</p><p></p><p>(Saves your data, but forgets</p><p>where it is stored)</p><p></p><p></p><p>The MIKE TYSON virus</p><p></p><p>(Quits after two bytes)</p><p></p><p></p><p>The JACK KEVORKIAN virus</p><p></p><p>(Deletes all old files)</p><p></p><p></p><p>The ELLEN DEGENERES virus</p><p></p><p>(Disks can no longer be inserted)</p><p></p><p></p><p>The PROZAC virus</p><p></p><p>(Totally screws up your RAM,</p><p>but your processor doesn't care)</p><p></p><p></p><p>The JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus</p><p></p><p>(Only attacks minor files)</p><p></p><p></p><p>The ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus</p><p>(Terminates some files and leaves,</p><p>but will be back)</p><p></p><p></p><p>The LORENA BOBBITT virus</p><p></p><p>(Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy,</p><p>then discards it through Windows)</p></blockquote><p></p>

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