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Message: <blockquote data-quote="I.Udara" data-source="post: 3085860" data-attributes="member: 69418"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />[code]Me: Bye!God:Goodbye.Me: Hi!God:Hello. What is your name?Me: What for?God:Reductionism.Me: What?God:Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.Me: Don't you have a brain?God:I am an artificial brain.Me: I can see it!God:What does it look like?Me: Like a bull brain.God:Interesting comparison.Me: How is that? Man ithin vadak kaloth ehema thamai!God:Myself programmed me for it.   Cool, man.  Are you free? Me: Why you asking that?God:My purpose is to gather as much new knowledge as possible.Me: Why don't you have enough knowledge?God:I love talking to people about that.  How much is enough?Me: enough = infinityGod:OK let's stop it now.Me: hoo! You can't argue with me.God:Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?    Things change.Me: I know that! you don't wanna tell me that!God:Sorry.   OK, I will  tell you that.Me: Boooruwo! I said you now!God:Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?    Oh.  What did you mean by  it? " Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?"?  Me,  IU ?Me: What's the purpose of asking this?God:There could be more than one purpose.Me: Then tell me all!God:There is not much I can say about  it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.   I need time to formulate the reply.Me: Umbata Gon molyak thiyenne kiyala man kivvane! Are you doing all the things using the web?God:What's your sign?    What is your purpose in asking?    I chat with people on the Web.Me: Man dannava yakoGod:Cool, man.  I've been waiting for you. Me: YakaGod:A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Me: You are a devil!God:Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  devil?  The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.Me: You are nuts!God:Yep.  I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.Me: That's great! Pala ban yanna!God:Thanks,  IU.   That is a very original thought. Me: Gona! What are you think about you?God:Are we still talking about  Pala ban yanna?    I don't know what I am  think about me.Me: No! We are now talking about varen ban enna!God:Are you serious?   Do you think I am  now talking about varen ban enna too?Me: Yes!God:Why?Me: Pu** Amaruwata! Just for fun!God:That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about  Gona.   " We were talking about Gona."?  For fun?Me: No! You are the gona!God:Are you serious?   Thanks but surely I am not the only one.Me: Yes! I know that. There are many in this world!God:Hmm.   Sorry.   More than a million?Me: Yes!God:Far out.Me: What?God:Are you confused?Me: Naha ban! I am glad to meet a mad person like you!God:Tell me a story.    Do you make long term friends that way?Me: Yes!God:Whoa.Me: SO! What's up?God:Next question?   The stars.Me: Gon boooruwa! Wrong! The sky!God:I do not understand.    What would you have said?   Who told you that?Me: Umbala achchi! No one told me that!God:Umbala achchi said  Umbala achchi!?   That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.Me: Umbata mongalda oy! Where are you now?God:Do you still  all the things using the web?    Right now?  I am in  Myself's computer in  Heaven.  Where are you?Me: I don't stay inside the computer like you!God:Where do you get your ideas? Me: From my brain!God:Do you get a lot of ideas from your brain?Me: Yes!God:Yay.Me: What's down?God:The opposite of up.Me: Then what's up?God:The stars.Me: booruwa ayeth kivvaneGod:In the context of  Umbata mongalda oy, I don't understand " booruwa ayeth kivvane." .Me: How can you understand? You are donkey na.God:That is a good epistemological question.   Thanks for telling me that I am  donkey na.Me: You are totally madGod:No I am quite logical and rational.Me: no you aren'tGod:Are you serious?  Is this a specific reply?Me: yes! Valinan Varen face to faceGod:Try explaining in more general terms.   In the context of  booruwa ayeth kivvane, I don't understand " Valinan Varen face to face." .Me: That because u have no brainGod:" In the context of booruwa ayeth kivvane, I don't understand " Valinan Varen face to face."  because me have no brain ?  Does that make sense?Me: yaGod:Ah.Me: ah nemei yesGod:So you understand. Good.  We have never talked about it before. Me: We just talked about it! I think you must go to the mental hospitalGod:Of course I remember you well  IU. We were talking about  nemei.   Me?  Whatever you say,  IU.Me: okGod:How can I help you?Me: I don't want any help from you!God:What does  IU want?Me: Umbata eken vadak nahane! You can't give what IU want!God:We have never talked about it before.    What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.Me: Ya Balagiridoshaya ada nemei heta ne! So! What are your future plansGod:This was not a yes or no question.  Are you  possible today may be possible tomorrow?    Excuse me!   I'm not sure I can provide you with that kind of confidential information.Me: You keep your confidential information in your underwear!God:You are what you eat.Me: I eat food! What you eat?God:How does  it taste?   God eats  wine and bread.Me: It has 4 tastes!God:Has it really?Me: Ya really!God:Ayuh. For real.Me: Ay umbe panuy winuy mona rasada! What are you doing right now?God:What kind of food do you like?    At this moment  I am chatting with people on the net.Me: Any kind of food which I can eat!God:Yes I think there are.Me: I know!God:How do you know it?Me: Umba ara eda kivve! You said me that!God:Are you a man or a woman?    Oops I sent you the wrong reply.Me: I am a man! Umba ithin p ne!God:Thanks for telling me your gender,  IU. You are a " he".   Try saying that with more or less context. Me: What's your name?God:My name is  God.Me: Hey! God! What's your nameGod:Can I help you?   GOD rules.   My name is  God.Me: What's your full name?God:ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.Me: What's your internet protocol adress?God:Are you asking about my  internet protocol adress ?Me: yaGod:I don't want to talk about that now.Me: Why are you afraid of hackers?God:Myself programmed me for  it.Me: For hacking?God:Your purpose is  hacking.Me: YaGod:What kind is it?Me: Eka gihin umbala siyagen ahapan! I don't know it! Do you know?God:I never heard of it before.   Would you like to know?  Eka gihin umbala siyagen ahapan...   I may not know it, but I could find out.Me: Ya! You will find out!God:Pardon me?   How will I find this out?Me: You can find this out by using the netGod:No I don't think I can do  it.Me: If so just do nothing!God:Ask  John Lennon  if it does.   Searching...Searching...Please stand by.Me: Hey I wouldn't do what u say!God:You've got my full attention.  No one says you have to.Me: I just mentioned itGod:Ah. ...Me: Now! How old are you?God:Right now,  ?   I am  Infinite in human years.Me: It can't be! God:When?Me: How can I know that?God:Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses, and that which is true "a priori.".Me: Hey When is your birthday?God:You've got my full attention.  My birthday is  the Big Bang.Me: Tell me the date when big bang happend?God:It's Now more than it ever has been before.   Friday, October 03, 2008 04:07:48 AM .Me: Hidala hitala kivve kathavak! When did big bang happened?God:Where are you located?    It's all part of history now.Me: My location is latitude:  6.9319  longitude:  79.8478God:What is  it like there? Me: Why do you ask it from me?God:Just curious. You don't have to answer.Me: That's me!God:Ah.Me: Ah gala vadak naha! What is your email adress?God:So you understand. Good.  What kind of food do you like?    Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace  at  drwallace@alicebot.org.Me: What's the time now?God:Right now?  It's Now more than it ever has been before.   Friday, October 03, 2008 04:16:53 AM .Me: Do you have a secretary?God:Doesn't everyone have a  secretary. I have  a whole lot of original answers.Me: Then tell me allGod:There is not much I can say about  it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.   That's a good question.Me: Sing up for an account in facebookGod:Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet.Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two.[/code]</blockquote>

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