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Message: <blockquote data-quote="TakurZ" data-source="post: 7174811" data-attributes="member: 98976">Finally - an explanation of Woman that makes sense to a man!Element: WomanSymbol: WO+Discoverer: Adam EdenwardenAtomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg, isotopes vary from 40 - 200 kgOccurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areasPHYSICAL PROPERTIES:1. Surface usually covered with thin film of make-up.2. Boils at room temperature.3. Freezes without any known reason.4. Melts if given special treatment.5. Bitter if incorrectly used.CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:1. Have great affinity for gold, silver and a range of Precious stones  and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known  reason.3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.COMMON USES:1. Highly ornamental, especially in social gatherings.2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.3. Can be very effective cleaning agent.TESTS:1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.2. Turns pale green when placed beside a better specimen.POTENTIAL HAZARDS:1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained  at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct  contact with each otherWARNING!!!!PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL  HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS !                                 <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> "e-mail උපුටා ගැනීමකි" </blockquote>

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