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<blockquote data-quote="abhee" data-source="post: 674843" data-attributes="member: 22268"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">people...1st of all i hv2se this story s kinda bad...as in t contains sm kinda filth...so f im nt suppose2post dese typ of stories plz let me kno...newys..comment on dis...thnx..Ela kiri..</span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">A chicken and a horse playing together in a barn yard. </span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">Suddenly the horse falls into a pit. He yells to the chicken, "Go get </span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">the farmer, save me, save me!!!" The chicken goes looking for the farmer</span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">but can't find him. So he gets the farmer's BMW and drives it over to </span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">the mud pit, lassos the horse, ties it to the car and pulls him out. The</span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">horse says, "Thank you, Thank you, I owe you my life..." </span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">Then a couple days later they're playing again and this time the chicken </span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">falls into the mud pit and the chicken says, "Help me Help me!!! Go get</span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">the farmer!!!" So the horse says, "No No No, I think I can get you." The </span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">horse stretches across the mud pit and tells the chicken, "Grab onto my</span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">d**k ." The chicken grabs on, the horse stretches back, and the horse </span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">saves the chickens' life.</span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">So whats the moral of the story??? </span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">If you have a d**k the size of a horse then you don't need a BMW to pick </span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">up chicks... </span></p><p></span><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="abhee, post: 674843, member: 22268"] [SIZE="4"][CENTER][FONT="Lucida Sans Unicode"] people...1st of all i hv2se this story s kinda bad...as in t contains sm kinda filth...so f im nt suppose2post dese typ of stories plz let me kno...newys..comment on dis...thnx..Ela kiri.. A chicken and a horse playing together in a barn yard. Suddenly the horse falls into a pit. He yells to the chicken, "Go get the farmer, save me, save me!!!" The chicken goes looking for the farmer but can't find him. So he gets the farmer's BMW and drives it over to the mud pit, lassos the horse, ties it to the car and pulls him out. The horse says, "Thank you, Thank you, I owe you my life..." Then a couple days later they're playing again and this time the chicken falls into the mud pit and the chicken says, "Help me Help me!!! Go get the farmer!!!" So the horse says, "No No No, I think I can get you." The horse stretches across the mud pit and tells the chicken, "Grab onto my d**k ." The chicken grabs on, the horse stretches back, and the horse saves the chickens' life. So whats the moral of the story??? If you have a d**k the size of a horse then you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks... [/FONT][/CENTER][/SIZE] :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D :D ;) ;) ;) :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: [/QUOTE]
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