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<blockquote data-quote="nadimal" data-source="post: 10323816" data-attributes="member: 155818"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Children Are Quick</span></strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>TEACHER</strong>: Maria, go to the map and find North America .</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>MARIA</strong>: Here it is.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>TEACHER</strong>: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>CLASS</strong>: Maria.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">____________________________________ </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>TEACHER</strong>: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>JOHN</strong>: You told me to do it without using tables.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">__________________________________________</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>TEACHER</strong>: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>GLENN</strong>: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>TEACHER</strong>: No, that's wrong</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>GLENN</strong>: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">____________________________________________</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>TEACHER</strong>: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>DONALD</strong>: H I J K L M N O.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>TEACHER</strong>: What are you talking about?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>DONALD</strong>: Yesterday you said it's H to O. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">__________________________________</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>TEACHER</strong>: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>WINNIE</strong>: Me!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">__________________________________________ </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>TEACHER</strong>: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>GLEN</strong>: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">_______________________________________</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>TEACHER</strong>: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>MILLIE</strong>: I is..</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>TEACHER</strong>: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>MILLIE</strong>: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><em>copy from email </em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">________________________________ </span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkSlateGray"><span style="font-size: 15px">TIKIRI MOLE <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nadimal, post: 10323816, member: 155818"] [CENTER][SIZE="5"][B][COLOR="Blue"]Children Are Quick[/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/CENTER] [SIZE="3"][B]TEACHER[/B]: Maria, go to the map and find North America . [B]MARIA[/B]: Here it is. [B]TEACHER[/B]: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? [B]CLASS[/B]: Maria. ____________________________________ [B]TEACHER[/B]: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? [B]JOHN[/B]: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ [B]TEACHER[/B]: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' [B]GLENN[/B]: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' [B]TEACHER[/B]: No, that's wrong [B]GLENN[/B]: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. :lol::lol::lol: ____________________________________________ [B]TEACHER[/B]: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? [B]DONALD[/B]: H I J K L M N O. [B]TEACHER[/B]: What are you talking about? [B]DONALD[/B]: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ [B]TEACHER[/B]: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. [B]WINNIE[/B]: Me! __________________________________________ [B]TEACHER[/B]: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? [B]GLEN[/B]: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ [B]TEACHER[/B]: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' [B]MILLIE[/B]: I is.. [B]TEACHER[/B]: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' [B]MILLIE[/B]: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' :lol::lol::lol::lol: [I]copy from email [/I] ________________________________ [/SIZE] [CENTER][B][COLOR="DarkSlateGray"][SIZE="4"]TIKIRI MOLE :baffled::P[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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