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Message: <blockquote data-quote="hasoon" data-source="post: 15084607" data-attributes="member: 68150">Children  Are Quicker_____________________________ TEACHER:     Maria, go to the map and find North America .MARIA:          Here it is. TEACHER:    Correct.  Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS:          Maria. ____________________________________  TEACHER:    John, why are you doing your math multiplication on  the floor?  JOHN:           You told  me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________   TEACHER:   Glenn, how do you spell  'crocodile?'GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'TEACHER:   No, that's wrongGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you  asked me how I spell it.    (I   Love this child) ____________________________________________TEACHER:    Donald, what is the chemical formula for  water?DONALD:       H I J K L M N O TEACHER:    What are you talking  about?DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.    __________________________________ TEACHER:    Winnie, name one important thing we have  today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE:        Me! __________________________________________   TEACHER:    Glen, why do you always get so  dirty? GLEN:           Well,  I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.    _______________________________________   TEACHER:      Millie, give me a sentence starting with  '  I.  ' MILLIE:          I   is.. TEACHER:      No, Millie..... Always say, 'I   am.'MILLIE:          All right...   'I am the ninth letter of the  alphabet.'   ________________________________ TEACHER:     George Washington not only chopped down his  father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.Now, Louie, do  you know why his father didn't punish  him? LOUIS:            Because  George still had the axe in his  hand....    ______________________________________      TEACHER:     Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say  prayers before eating? SIMON:          No sir, I don't  have to, my Mum is a good cook.    ______________________________ TEACHER:         Clyde , your composition on  'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's... Did you copy his? CLYDE  :          No, sir.. It's  the same dog.    ___________________________________ TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on  talking when people are no longer  interested?HAROLD:      A  teacher __________________________________   </blockquote>

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