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Message: <blockquote data-quote="jess" data-source="post: 2667929" data-attributes="member: 1818">A father watched his young daughter  playing in the garden.  He smiled as hereflected on how sweet and pure his little  girl was.  Tears  formed in hiseyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders.  Suddenly she juststopped andstared at the ground.  He went over to her to see what work of God hadcaptured her  attention.  He noticed she was looking at two spiders  mating.''Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?'' she asked.  ''They're mating,''her father replied.''What do you call the  spider on top?'' she asked.''That's a Daddy Longlegs,'' her father  answered.''So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?'' the little  girl asked.His heart soared with the joy of such a  cute and innocent question, and hereplied ''Well, No dear, both of them are  called Daddy Longlegs.'The little girl, looking a little puzzled,  thought for a moment, then tookher foot and stomped them flat, saying ''Well,  we're not having any of thatbrokeback mountain shit in our  garden.''</blockquote>

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