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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 3899190" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p><span style="color: black">Girlfriend: <span style="color: black">And are you sure you love me and no one else?</span></span></p><p>   </p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday</span></span></p><p>   </p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">*********</span></span></p><p>   </p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?</span></span></p><p>   </p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Customer: What other colors do you have?</span></span></p><p>   </p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">*********</span></span></p><p>   </p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.</span></span></p><p>   </p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!</span></span></p><p>   </p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">*********</span></span></p><p>   </p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?</span></span></p><p>   </p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.</span></span></p><p>   </p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">*********</span></span></p><p>   </p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!</span></span></p><p>   </p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.</span></span></p><p>   </p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">*********</span></span></p><p>   </p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!</span></span></p><p>   </p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?</span></span></p><p>   </p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">*********</span></span></p><p>   </p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.</span></span></p><p>   </p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!</span></span></p><p>   </p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">*********</span></span></p><p>   </p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!</span></span></p><p>   </p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.</span></span></p><p>   </p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">*********</span></span></p><p>   </p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!</span></span></p><p>   </p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Son: That's why I say she's no </span>good!</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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