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<blockquote data-quote="dath kimbula" data-source="post: 10025246" data-attributes="member: 329688"><p><span style="color: DarkOrange"><span style="font-size: 18px">මේක මට මතක් වුණේ අපේ JHHA සහෝදරයා දාල තිබ්බ "<a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1083336" target="_blank"><u><strong>මුදල් ඉතිරි කිරීම</strong></u></a>" කියන ත්රෙඩ් එක දැකලා.....කතාවේ රසය නොනැසෙන්න මම මේක මේ කතාවෙ මව් බසින්ම, ඒ කියන්නේ ඉංග්රීසියෙන් ම කියන්න අවසර පතනවා....!!</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">When free movements, tread & even animal trafficking all around the world is allowed freely in early 1930's, a young American went to a mid African country for a tour. When is at the airport for return, a native came with a chimpanzee & talk to him.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">"Sir, This chimpanzee is trained to give the best bl** job in the world. If you want to test, you can take it to the toilet & test. If you wish to buy it, it's only 2 dollars."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">The young chap took the chimp to toilet & came after few minutes.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">"WOW" he replied. " I'l buy this monkey"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">He payed the native 2$ & bring the chimp home.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">He just bring the chimp to his apartment, where he lives together with his girlfriend. Then he said his girlfriend......</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">"Teach this monkey to cook & wash, & GET LOST.......!!!!!"</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrange"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>මට කාන්තාවො ගහයි ද දන්නේ නෑ!!!!!!!!!!</strong></span></span><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sorry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sorry:" title="Sorry :sorry:" data-shortname=":sorry:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sorry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sorry:" title="Sorry :sorry:" data-shortname=":sorry:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dath kimbula, post: 10025246, member: 329688"] [COLOR="DarkOrange"][SIZE="5"]මේක මට මතක් වුණේ අපේ JHHA සහෝදරයා දාල තිබ්බ "[URL="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1083336"][U][B]මුදල් ඉතිරි කිරීම[/B][/U][/URL]" කියන ත්රෙඩ් එක දැකලා.....කතාවේ රසය නොනැසෙන්න මම මේක මේ කතාවෙ මව් බසින්ම, ඒ කියන්නේ ඉංග්රීසියෙන් ම කියන්න අවසර පතනවා....!![/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="5"]When free movements, tread & even animal trafficking all around the world is allowed freely in early 1930's, a young American went to a mid African country for a tour. When is at the airport for return, a native came with a chimpanzee & talk to him. "Sir, This chimpanzee is trained to give the best bl** job in the world. If you want to test, you can take it to the toilet & test. If you wish to buy it, it's only 2 dollars." The young chap took the chimp to toilet & came after few minutes. "WOW" he replied. " I'l buy this monkey" He payed the native 2$ & bring the chimp home. He just bring the chimp to his apartment, where he lives together with his girlfriend. Then he said his girlfriend...... "Teach this monkey to cook & wash, & GET LOST.......!!!!!"[/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="DarkOrange"][SIZE="4"][B]මට කාන්තාවො ගහයි ද දන්නේ නෑ!!!!!!!!!![/B][/SIZE][/COLOR]:sorry::sorry: [/QUOTE]
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