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<blockquote data-quote="solaw" data-source="post: 5630203" data-attributes="member: 85713"><p><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: inherit"></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: inherit">A man suspected his wife was seeing another man.</span> </p><p><span style="font-family: inherit">So, he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report</span> </p><p><span style="font-family: inherit">any activities while he was gone.</span> </p><p><span style="font-family: inherit">A few days later, he received this report:</span> </p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: inherit">MOST HONORABLE SIR:</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: inherit">YOU LEAVE HOUSE</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: inherit">I WATCH HOUSE</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: inherit">HE COME TO HOUSE.</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: inherit">I WATCH.</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: inherit">HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE.</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: inherit">I FOLLOW.</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: inherit">HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL.</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: inherit">I CLIMB TREE.</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: inherit">I LOOK IN WINDOW.</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: inherit">HE KISS SHE.</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: inherit">SHE KISS HE.</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: inherit">HE STRIP SHE.</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: inherit">SHE STRIP HE.</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: inherit">HE PLAY WITH SHE.</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: inherit">SHE PLAY WITH HE.</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: inherit">I PLAY WITH ME.</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: inherit">I FALL OFF TREE.</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: inherit">I NOT SEE.</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: inherit">NO FEE,</span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: inherit">CHEN LEE. </span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="solaw, post: 5630203, member: 85713"] [FONT=inherit] [/FONT] [FONT=inherit]A man suspected his wife was seeing another man.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]So, he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]any activities while he was gone.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]A few days later, he received this report:[/FONT] [B][FONT=inherit]MOST HONORABLE SIR:[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=inherit]YOU LEAVE HOUSE[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=inherit]I WATCH HOUSE[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=inherit]HE COME TO HOUSE.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=inherit]I WATCH.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=inherit]HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=inherit]I FOLLOW.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=inherit]HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=inherit]I CLIMB TREE.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=inherit]I LOOK IN WINDOW.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=inherit]HE KISS SHE.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=inherit]SHE KISS HE.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=inherit]HE STRIP SHE.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=inherit]SHE STRIP HE.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=inherit]HE PLAY WITH SHE.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=inherit]SHE PLAY WITH HE.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=inherit]I PLAY WITH ME.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=inherit]I FALL OFF TREE.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=inherit]I NOT SEE.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=inherit]NO FEE,[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=inherit]CHEN LEE. [/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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