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<blockquote data-quote="sbarro_j" data-source="post: 6049748" data-attributes="member: 211773"><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">3. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">4. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">everybody believes he got the biggest piece.</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">defeated by feminine water-power ..</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life...</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">18. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor </span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">degree and a woman gains her master degree.</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">19. Divorce : Future tense of marriage.</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">spoken of when dead.</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">midway "See I am not injured yet."</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">24. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">26. Father : A banker provided by nature.</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">30.. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">his bills.</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></u></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">31. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such mails</span></span></u></em></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 18px">if u like my post pls add <span style="color: red">rep.. points<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /></span></span></span></u></em></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sbarro_j, post: 6049748, member: 211773"] [B][I][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5]1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other. 3. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes. 4. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. 5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either". 6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. 7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. 8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power .. 9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage. 10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on. 11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before. 12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read. 13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight. 14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life... 15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. 16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. 17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. 18. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master degree. 19. Divorce : Future tense of marriage. 20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. 21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. 22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river. 23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet." 24. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY. 25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. 26. Father : A banker provided by nature. 27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught. 28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. 29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. 30.. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. 31. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such mails[/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/I][/B] [B][I][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/I][/B] [B][I][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/I][/B] :cool::cool::cool:[B][I][U][FONT=Arial Black][SIZE=5]if u like my post pls add [COLOR=red]rep.. points:cool::cool::cool:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/I][/B] [/QUOTE]
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