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Message: <blockquote data-quote="casper_fms" data-source="post: 4880307" data-attributes="member: 79855"><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">' Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">but I never told them anything !! ' </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">What's the difference between people </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">who pray in church and those who pray in casinos? </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">The ones in the casinos are serious. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">When I was young I used to pray for a bike, </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">then I realized that God doesn't work that way. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">So I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">A little boy went up to his father and asked : </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">' Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from ? ' </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">His father replied : </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">' Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">because I still have mine. ' </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">John's teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying : </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">'John seems to be a very bright boy, </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. ' </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">The mother wrote back the next day : </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">' If you find a solution, please advise. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">I have the same problem with his father ! ' </span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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