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Clinton`s secret box
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<blockquote data-quote="akalanka_yapa" data-source="post: 6640560" data-attributes="member: 101249"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">Bill </span><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/clintons-secret-box-07112008.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">& Hillary Clinton are celebrating their 25th Anniversary. All 25 years Bill has kept a large box under his side of the bed. He asked Hillary never to look in his box, and so she obeyed. But, on the morning of their 25th, she couldn`t stand the suspense any longer. She opened the box and there were three empty beer cans and $1800 cash. She closed the box and put it back.</span></span></a></span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/clintons-secret-box-07112008.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">At dinner, she looks to Bill and says, "Bill, I never looked in your box all 25 years, but I had to look today. The suspense was killing me. Though, I`m confused. Why three beer cans and $1800?"</span></span></a></span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/clintons-secret-box-07112008.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">He looks at her a few moments then tells her. "Hillary, every time I was unfaithful to you, I kept an empty beer can."</span></span></a></span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/clintons-secret-box-07112008.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">Hillary still looks puzzled." Ok Bill, I know the three times you were unfaithful. I`m hurt but that`s over with, But why $1800?"</span></span></a></span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/clintons-secret-box-07112008.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">Bill says," Well, every time the box got full, I went to recycling and kept the </span></span></a><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">money."</span></span></em></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="akalanka_yapa, post: 6640560, member: 101249"] [SIZE=5][I][COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Bill [/FONT][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/clintons-secret-box-07112008.html"][COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]& Hillary Clinton are celebrating their 25th Anniversary. All 25 years Bill has kept a large box under his side of the bed. He asked Hillary never to look in his box, and so she obeyed. But, on the morning of their 25th, she couldn`t stand the suspense any longer. She opened the box and there were three empty beer cans and $1800 cash. She closed the box and put it back. At dinner, she looks to Bill and says, "Bill, I never looked in your box all 25 years, but I had to look today. The suspense was killing me. Though, I`m confused. Why three beer cans and $1800?" He looks at her a few moments then tells her. "Hillary, every time I was unfaithful to you, I kept an empty beer can." Hillary still looks puzzled." Ok Bill, I know the three times you were unfaithful. I`m hurt but that`s over with, But why $1800?" Bill says," Well, every time the box got full, I went to recycling and kept the [/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][FONT=Calibri]money."[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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