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<blockquote data-quote="Novindu" data-source="post: 5173" data-attributes="member: 718"><p>Romance Mathematics</p><p>Smart man + smart woman = romance </p><p>Smart man + dumb woman = affair </p><p>Dumb man + smart woman = marriage </p><p>Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy</p><p></p><p>I wanted 2 kill the SWEETEST SMARTEST &; the most beautiful person on </p><p>eart, but then I thought..........</p><p>SUICIDE is a CRIME....</p><p></p><p> true friend is a friend who see the first tear, Catch the second and </p><p>stops the third....</p><p></p><p>One man read a board 'likhane wala briliant, padhane wala idiot.."</p><p>Man becomes engry, he rub board and writes,</p><p>"padhane wala briliant, likhnewala idiot...."</p><p></p><p>A friend is like a pillow, u can hug when u r in trouble,</p><p>u can cry on when u r in pain &; embraca when u r happpy.</p><p>So remember when u need a friend BUY A PILLOW.</p><p></p><p>One mann passing by on a road, was invited by his friend to play </p><p>CHESS..</p><p>He said "wait for 5 min. let me go and wear SPORT SHOES!!!</p><p></p><p>we like each other because</p><p>u think I m Nice</p><p>I htink u r nice</p><p>u think I m cool</p><p>I think u r cool</p><p>U think I m sweet</p><p>I think u r sweet</p><p>U think I m Smart</p><p>I think u r RIGHT.</p><p></p><p>God granted me 1 wish. I asked 4 WORLD PEACE.</p><p>He said its impossible, please ask 4 something else,</p><p>I asked him 2 make U intelligent, He said Wait,</p><p>Let me try 'world peace'</p><p></p><p>Life without U is impossible.</p><p>U R in my breath, in my blood.</p><p>I can not stay 4 a second without U.</p><p>If U R not there, i m dead....</p><p>Hellloooo...I M talking about OXYGEN..!!!!</p><p></p><p>There r 3 chambers in my HEART.</p><p>1 for papa, 1 for maa, 1 4 GOD. </p><p>oh! wat abt u my frend? sorry no place 4 u in my heart...bcoz plp like </p><p>u r in my heartbeats</p><p></p><p>Sumtimes I sms, sumtimes I dont, sumtimes I reply, sumtimes I dont, </p><p>but no matter how many times that SOMETIMES is, u'll be my friend 4 </p><p>lifetime.</p><p></p><p>There r 6 Billion people around the wrld. I dnt knw y i keep on msging </p><p>u.</p><p>Maybe bcoz.. 5,999,999,999 cant replace... a single 'YOU'.</p><p></p><p>Hi Moon!, Dim Your Light. </p><p>Hello Wind!, Breeze Soft.</p><p>Hi Flower!, Blossom Slowly. </p><p>Hello Earth!, Spin Gently.</p><p>Coz My Frend Is Going To Sleep. gud nyt swt drmz</p><p></p><p>Life gives an answer in 3 ways...</p><p>It says Yes.. N gives u wht u want.</p><p>It says NO... and gives something better.</p><p>It says WAIT and gives the best in its own time! </p><p> </p><p>Just bcoz u got an sms u think someone likes u?? huh?? </p><p>Well.. no one likes u.. no one misses u.. no one cares 4 u.. no one </p><p>remembers u...........MORE THAN I DO! </p><p></p><p>Some days are cloudy and grey, And it seems as if the rain is Chasing </p><p>all your dreams away.</p><p>While other days r bright and sunny, Making you feel as though the </p><p>feats</p><p></p><p>You can accomplish are many. </p><p>On this particular day, I have but One wish coming your way.</p><p>I hope you have a wonderfully nice day! </p><p>I cnt fnd a reson y GOD mde U so close 2 me...! Bt tats nt d qstion 2b </p><p>askd.</p><p></p><p>May b d qstion 2b askd is-HOW DID HE KNO..</p><p>TAT I NEEDED A PERSN LKE U IN MY LIFE?</p><p></p><p>Remember 2 remember me! 4get 2 4get me!</p><p>Evn if u try 2 remember 2 4get me</p><p>I wil nevr 4get 2 remember 2 remind u 2 remember me! Believe me...!</p><p></p><p>What is meant by ABCDEFG... A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl </p><p>And GFEDCBA means... Girl Forgets Everything Done n Catches new Boy </p><p>Again..</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Novindu, post: 5173, member: 718"] Romance Mathematics Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy I wanted 2 kill the SWEETEST SMARTEST &; the most beautiful person on eart, but then I thought.......... SUICIDE is a CRIME.... true friend is a friend who see the first tear, Catch the second and stops the third.... One man read a board 'likhane wala briliant, padhane wala idiot.." Man becomes engry, he rub board and writes, "padhane wala briliant, likhnewala idiot...." A friend is like a pillow, u can hug when u r in trouble, u can cry on when u r in pain &; embraca when u r happpy. So remember when u need a friend BUY A PILLOW. One mann passing by on a road, was invited by his friend to play CHESS.. He said "wait for 5 min. let me go and wear SPORT SHOES!!! we like each other because u think I m Nice I htink u r nice u think I m cool I think u r cool U think I m sweet I think u r sweet U think I m Smart I think u r RIGHT. God granted me 1 wish. I asked 4 WORLD PEACE. He said its impossible, please ask 4 something else, I asked him 2 make U intelligent, He said Wait, Let me try 'world peace' Life without U is impossible. U R in my breath, in my blood. I can not stay 4 a second without U. If U R not there, i m dead.... Hellloooo...I M talking about OXYGEN..!!!! There r 3 chambers in my HEART. 1 for papa, 1 for maa, 1 4 GOD. oh! wat abt u my frend? sorry no place 4 u in my heart...bcoz plp like u r in my heartbeats Sumtimes I sms, sumtimes I dont, sumtimes I reply, sumtimes I dont, but no matter how many times that SOMETIMES is, u'll be my friend 4 lifetime. There r 6 Billion people around the wrld. I dnt knw y i keep on msging u. Maybe bcoz.. 5,999,999,999 cant replace... a single 'YOU'. Hi Moon!, Dim Your Light. Hello Wind!, Breeze Soft. Hi Flower!, Blossom Slowly. Hello Earth!, Spin Gently. Coz My Frend Is Going To Sleep. gud nyt swt drmz Life gives an answer in 3 ways... It says Yes.. N gives u wht u want. It says NO... and gives something better. It says WAIT and gives the best in its own time! Just bcoz u got an sms u think someone likes u?? huh?? Well.. no one likes u.. no one misses u.. no one cares 4 u.. no one remembers u...........MORE THAN I DO! Some days are cloudy and grey, And it seems as if the rain is Chasing all your dreams away. While other days r bright and sunny, Making you feel as though the feats You can accomplish are many. On this particular day, I have but One wish coming your way. I hope you have a wonderfully nice day! I cnt fnd a reson y GOD mde U so close 2 me...! Bt tats nt d qstion 2b askd. May b d qstion 2b askd is-HOW DID HE KNO.. TAT I NEEDED A PERSN LKE U IN MY LIFE? Remember 2 remember me! 4get 2 4get me! Evn if u try 2 remember 2 4get me I wil nevr 4get 2 remember 2 remind u 2 remember me! Believe me...! What is meant by ABCDEFG... A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl And GFEDCBA means... Girl Forgets Everything Done n Catches new Boy Again.. [/QUOTE]
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