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Message: <blockquote data-quote="siyalladath" data-source="post: 5767668" data-attributes="member: 227945">1) Men P** Standing Up (usually)2) Men Do Not Wear Make-up (usually)This is another great advantage! It saves us abundant amount of time to pretty ourselves up to prepare us for the world's viewing. It also saves us tons and tons of money; make-up is expensive! Some men do wear it but it takes a special kind of man for that.3) Men Do Not Need Expensive Fashion <a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/theme/1537/clothes.html" target="_blank">Clothes</a> or 20 pairs of Shoes (usually)This is similar to reason #3 above. It saves us abundant amount of time to get us to get dressed. We just need our underwear (if we choose to), jeans, a t-shirt, socks (optional), and sneakers. Voila! No fancy clothes, no arguing about which matches what, and no big decisions. We just toss it on and go! It also saves us tons of money. Some men do wear more matching <a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/theme/1537/clothes.html" target="_blank">clothes</a> and still others do wear dresses, etc.4) Men Are Taller (usually)A quite simple one really. We can reach more things higher up, like in stores with its higher shelves. Of course, there are taller women like in Australia, where women average 5'8"+. But anyone will tell you that any race of women can't jump...as high as men! 5) Men Are Stronger (usually)6) Men Do Not Worry About How They LookWe do not stare at ourselves in mirrors for hours just to spot a blemish or wrinkle. We don't worry about getting old; well, most of us don't. Women hit thirty and they whine about their age and starting lying. Not men! Nosiree, Bob! When asked our age, we just answer without a thought. In the military, when asked our name, rank, age, we just spit it out. We don't stand there and say, "Mary Jane, Lt. Captain, uh 28, Sir!" Also, we don't sit around worrying if our butts are too big and we certainly talk to other men with beers and say stuff like, "Did you see Bill's butt? My God, it has gotten so big! I'm glad I've still kept my youthful appearance! Hahaha!"7) Men Are Better CooksContrary to popular opinion that women are better cooks than men, who are the biggest, most famous chefs? Men! We have Graham Kerr, Emeril, Wolfgang Puck, and many more. Heck, even pro wrestler, Ric Flair, was a chef. Women are trying to catch up with Martha Stewart and Rachel Ray, but cooking is still very much a man's world! Who do you think invented such staples as hot dogs, pizza, hamburgers, sandwiches, chili, beef jerky, and peanut butter? Men! 8) Men Have Fewer OrgasmsAha, I know women are asking themselves, how is this an advantage? Simple! We have one, rarely two, orgasms and we're done! Sex is forgotten and back to work we go! Not like women who have one orgasm and keep wanting more and more. Then women want to cuddle afterwards. I tell you, it's a total waste of time! We just blast away and forget it. Ten minutes and we can work for the rest of the day.9) Men Do Not Get Monthly Visits from Aunt FloThis is one of the best ways that we are better than women. We do not get extra cranky three or more days per month and get cramps, headaches, or fits of rage without reason. We also do not need to buy tampons or any of those yucky things designated as feminine hygiene products.10) Men Do Not Get PregnantThis is THE number one way that we are better than women. We do not get pregnant! Woohoo! Yay men! 'nuf said, here's a cigar!</blockquote>

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