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<blockquote data-quote="paalugama" data-source="post: 7218946" data-attributes="member: 158055"><p>[FONT=&quot]Sardar: My mobile bill how much? </p><p>Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]know current bill status </p><p>Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL</p><p></p><p>[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.. </p><p>Friend: How do u know? </p><p>Sardar: I told I Love her, but [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]but she said her chappals are new</p><p></p><p>[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife! </p><p>Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer![/FONT]</p><p></p><p> [FONT=&quot]Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world? </p><p>Sardar: ZEBRA</p><p>[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]Teacher: How? </p><p>Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White[/FONT]</p><p></p><p> [FONT=&quot]Sardar attending an interview in Software Company. </p><p>Manager: Do U know MS Office?[/FONT]</p><p> [FONT=&quot]Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir</p><p></p><p>[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: “Bombay ... Bombay”</p><p>Air hostess said: “B silent”[/FONT]</p><p> [FONT=&quot]Sardar: Ok.. Ombay. Ombay[/FONT]</p><p></p><p> [FONT=&quot]Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?”[/FONT]</p><p> [FONT=&quot]Sardar: “All are born on government holidays...![/FONT]</p><p></p><p> (repost nam sorry)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="paalugama, post: 7218946, member: 158055"] [FONT="]Sardar: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to [/FONT] [FONT="]know current bill status Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL [/FONT] [FONT="]Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.. Friend: How do u know? Sardar: I told I Love her, but [/FONT] [FONT="]but she said her chappals are new [/FONT] [FONT="]Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife! Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer![/FONT] [FONT="]Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world? Sardar: ZEBRA [/FONT] [FONT="]Teacher: How? Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White[/FONT] [FONT="]Sardar attending an interview in Software Company. Manager: Do U know MS Office?[/FONT] [FONT="]Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir [/FONT] [FONT="]Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: “Bombay ... Bombay” Air hostess said: “B silent”[/FONT] [FONT="]Sardar: Ok.. Ombay. Ombay[/FONT] [FONT="]Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?”[/FONT] [FONT="]Sardar: “All are born on government holidays...![/FONT] (repost nam sorry) [/QUOTE]
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