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Message: <blockquote data-quote="hiran_79" data-source="post: 11041699" data-attributes="member: 23320">A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport . After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over theintercom, 'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome toFlight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather aheadis good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Nowsit back and relax... OH, MY GOD!' Silence followed, and after a fewminutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, 'Ladies andGentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking toyou, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in mylap. You should see the front of my pants!'**A passenger in Coach yelled, 'That's nothing. You should see the back ofmine!</blockquote>

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