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Message: <blockquote data-quote="cking" data-source="post: 7042362" data-attributes="member: 264678">Tech support:    What kind of computer do you have? Female customer:    A white one... ===============Customer:    Hi, this is Maureen. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support:  Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer:   Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support:  That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. Customer:   No, wait a minute.... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry.....=============== Tech support:   Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer:  Your left or my left? =============== Tech support:   Good day. How may I help you? Male customer:   Hello... I can't print.  Tech support: Would you click on 'start' for me and. Customer:   Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates. =============== Customer:   Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'.  I've even lifted the printer and  placed it in front of the monitor, but the  computer still says he can't find it...  ===============  Customer:   I have problems printing in red..  Tech support:  Do you have a colour printer? Customer:   Aaa....................thank you.  =============== Tech support:   What's on your monitor now, ma'am?  Customer:   A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at Woollies. =============== Customer:    My keyboard is not working anymore.  Tech support:  Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? Customer:   No. I can't get behind the computer.  Tech support:  Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.  Customer:!   OK Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you? Customer:  Yes Tech support:  That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?  Customer:  Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work... =============== Tech support:    Your password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.  Customer:  Is that 7 in capital letters? =============== Customer:   can't get on the Internet. Tech support:  Are you sure you used the right password? Customer:  Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support:  Can you tell me what the password was? Customer:  Five stars. =============== Tech support:    What anti-virus program do you use?  Customer:  Netscape.Tech support:  That's not an anti-virus program. Customer:  Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer. =============== Customer:    I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.  =============== Tech support:   How may I help you? Customer:   I'm writing my first e-mail. Tech support:  OK, and what seems to be the problem? Customer:  Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it? =============== A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. Tech support:   Are you running it under windows?  Customer:  'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point.  The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.'   =============== And last but not least... Tech support: 'Okay Colin, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.'  Customer:  I don't have a P.  Tech support:  On your keyboard, Colin. Customer: What do you mean? Tech support:  'P'.....on your keyboard, Colin.   Customer:   I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!Add Rep+sorry if I repost any of these</blockquote>

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