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Message: <blockquote data-quote="wiskoththa" data-source="post: 9242030" data-attributes="member: 2848">True love is like a pillow u can hug when u r in trouble u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy so when u need true love spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow Marriages are made in heaven then what are made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ? He is given his last chance to run away. I wrote ur name on the sand... it got washed away, I wrote ur name in air...... it got blown away, So i wrote ur name in my heart....... I got a HEART ATTACK LOVE is like a CIGAR It starts with a fire...... continues with smoke......and ends in ashes.... But dont worry - we are chain smokers Ur smile can be compared to a flower Ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo Ur inocence to a child but in stupidity U have no comparison U r the best Dear Friend, when I ask u flower, U give me bouquet when i ask u a stone U give me a statue when i ask u a feather U give me peacock ARE U REALLY DEAF ? I had VODKA with WATER I felt DRUNK I had WHISKY with WATER I felt DRUNK I had RUM with WATER I felt DRUNK I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!! when I call U; 1 ring means I'm thinking of U; 2 ring means I like U; 3 means I miss U; 4 means ............pick d phone idiot Teacher : Four beautiful ladies are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence . Student : WOW ! The human brain is a most outstanding thing....... it functions 24hrs 365 days..... it functions right from the time youu are Born.... until you fall in love SMILE - is a language of love SMILE - is a source to win hearts... SMILE - creates greatness in your personality SO.... Brush ur Teeth today onwards A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!.. History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule started ? Student : Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26 sir..... Teacher : U are a failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind U, Sir, but at ur age Hitler committed suicide <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" /></blockquote>

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