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<blockquote data-quote="Hiranchandima" data-source="post: 7481660" data-attributes="member: 5740"><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Mr.Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">The next day, Mrs.Sharma receives a telephone call from Electric Company because the electricity bill has not been paid. " Am I speaking to Mrs.Sharma ? " "Yes...... Speaking" </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman. </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the guy . </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">"What are you saying? It's in your files ...... HOW ?????" </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Yes ........... We have a system of finding out who's overdue "</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">"GOD !!!!!!...... ... This is too much........ .." </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue"</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">"I know that ........ Let me talk to my husband about this tonight. ..... He will speak to your company tomorrow " </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to Electric Company's office the next day morning.</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at Elecric Company , "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.."</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">"PAY you? And if I refuse?"</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."</span></span><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Hiranchandima, post: 7481660, member: 5740"] [COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="3"] Mr.Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, Mrs.Sharma receives a telephone call from Electric Company because the electricity bill has not been paid. " Am I speaking to Mrs.Sharma ? " "Yes...... Speaking" Guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!" "How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman. "Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the guy . "What are you saying? It's in your files ...... HOW ?????" "Yes ........... We have a system of finding out who's overdue " "GOD !!!!!!...... ... This is too much........ .." "Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue" "I know that ........ Let me talk to my husband about this tonight. ..... He will speak to your company tomorrow " That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to Electric Company's office the next day morning. "What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts. "Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at Elecric Company , "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.." "PAY you? And if I refuse?" "Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off." "And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks. "I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."[/SIZE][/COLOR]:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: [/QUOTE]
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