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<blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 3922461" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p><span style="color: black">Computers <span style="color: black">are Like Women Because...</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">**************</span></span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">**************</span></span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">**************</span></span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">**************</span></span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">**************</span></span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">.</span></span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">**************</span></span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Computers are Like Men Because...</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">**************</span></span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">**************</span></span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">**************</span></span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">They have a lot of data but are still clueless.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">**************</span></span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">**************</span></span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">They hear what you say, but not what you </span>mean.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dreamworks_naveen, post: 3922461, member: 49393"] [COLOR=black]Computers [COLOR=black]are Like Women Because... **************[/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=black]No one but the Creator understands their internal logic. **************[/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=black]The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. **************[/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=black]Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. **************[/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=black]As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. **************[/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=black]You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong. . . . . .[/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=black]**************[/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=black]Computers are Like Men Because... [/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=black]**************[/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=black]In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. **************[/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=black]They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem. **************[/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=black]They have a lot of data but are still clueless. **************[/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=black]As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model. **************[/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=black]They hear what you say, but not what you [/COLOR]mean.[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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