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Message: <blockquote data-quote="chindaara" data-source="post: 4598144" data-attributes="member: 44375"><p><strong>Condom Crisis .......................</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">General Musharaf, President of Pakistan was awoken at 4am by the</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">telephone.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"Jannab, its the Minister of Health here.  Sorry to bother you at this</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">hour</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">but there is an emergency!  I've just received word that the Durex</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">factory</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">in Rawalpindi has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Pakistani supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Musharaf: "What a disaster! The economy will never be able to cope with</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">all</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">those unwanted babies- we'll be ruined!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Minister: "We're going to have to ship some condoms in from abroad..."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Musharaf: " India ...?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Minister: "No chance!! The tabloids will have a field day on this one!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Musharaf: "What about Sri Lanka ?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Minister: "Maybe- but we don't want them to know that we are stuck. Call</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">the Sri Lankan President, Mahinda- tell him we need one million condoms;</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">colored gold and green; ten inches long and  eight inches thick!  That</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">way</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">they'll know how big the Pakis really are!!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Miyan Musharaf called Mahinda, who agreed to help the Pakis out in their</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">hour of need.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Three days later a flight arrived in Islamabad- full of boxes. A</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">delighted</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Gen. Musharaf rushed out to open the</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">boxes. He found condoms; 10 inches long; 8 inches thick, all colored</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">green</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">and gold. He then noticed in small writing on each and every</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">one........:</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">MADE IN SRI LANKA</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">SIZE: SMALL</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">MORAL OF THE STORY :- DON'T  TRY  TO F_ _ _     AROUND WITH SRILANKANS!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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