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Message: <blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 8847337" data-attributes="member: 312790"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000">Condom Factory burns down in Australia ! </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></span><strong><span style="color: darkorchid">Kevin Rudd, Prime Minister of Australia, is awoken at 4am by the telephone.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: darkorchid"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: darkorchid">Kevin, its the health Minister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency!!! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Sydney has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire Australian supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: darkorchid"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: darkorchid">PM: 'SH*T!!! - the economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies - we'll be ruined!!' </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: darkorchid"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: darkorchid">Health Minister: 'We're going to have to ship some in from....Britain?'</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: darkorchid"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: darkorchid">PM: 'No chance!! The Poms will have a field day on this one!!'</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: darkorchid"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: darkorchid">Health Minister: 'What about South Africa ?'</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: darkorchid"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: darkorchid">PM: 'I'll call SA - tell them we need ten million condoms; ten inches long and eight inches thick!! That way they'll continue to respect the wallabies!'</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: darkorchid"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: darkorchid">Three days later a delighted Kevin rushes out to open the boxes.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: darkorchid">He finds ten million condoms, 10 inches long, 8 inches thick, all coloured green and gold with small writing on each one...</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: darkorchid"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: darkorchid">MADE IN South Africa</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: darkorchid">- SIZE: Small</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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