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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Wal Bada" data-source="post: 1358510" data-attributes="member: 654">Condom Slogans1) Cover your stump before you hump2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie4) When in doubt shroud you spout5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize11) She won't get sick if you wrap your dick12) If you go into heat, package your meat13) While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis14) When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse15) Especially in December, gift wrap your member16) Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker17) Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool18) The right selection, is to protect your erection19) Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil20) A crank with armor, will never harm her21) If you really love her, wear a cover22) Don't make a mistake, cover your snake23) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener24) If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket25) No glove, no love26) If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye27) Even If she's eager, protect her beaver28) No one likes a horses ass, protect yourself at climax29) Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the cunt30) Avoid a frown, contain your clown31) Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam32) Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed33) Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink34) The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground35) Cloak the joker before you poke her36) Encase that torch before you paint her porch37) Cape your throbber before you bob her38) After detection sheath your erection39) Before you penetrate hide your magistrate40) Don't surprise her plug your Geyser41) Cover that lumber before you pump her42) Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle43) She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle44) House your noodle then release your strudel45) Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound46) Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey47) Cage that snake then shake and bake48) Cover your peter it will be much neater49) Coat that Labrador then allow him to explore50) It's always funky to cage your monkey51) It won't be funny with a coatless dummy52) It won't be fun with an unwrapped thumb53) It's not much money to catch your honey54) Don't be a fool cover your tool55) Hood that match then scratch that thatch56) Stitch that switch then itch her niche57) Wrap that tool to catch the drool58) It ain't no jibe to protect her hive59) Contain that sputum before you use him60) Restrain your log then plow her bog61) Glove your pecker before you check her62) Coat that slimmer before you prime her63) Condomize then womanize (or sodomize)64) Cover old pete then grind her meat65) Guard your peter before you meet her66) Check your list before you tryst67) Wrap your bate before you mate68) Can your worm before you squirm69) Cover your pipe you dumb ass wipe70) Contain your lizard then tickle her gizzard71) Bag the mole then do her hole72) Cuff your carrot before you share it73) Jail your number then call the plumber74) Cover your vein then drive her insane75) Wrap that pickle then slip her a tickle76) Protect your dink then fluff her mink77) Restrain your lantern then stick it in her cavern78) Hide ole harry then take her cherry79) Wrap that spout then bore her out    80) Conceal your train don't cause her pain81) Guard your bridge then do her ridge82) Shroud your trout then make her shout83) To make her squat like a turkey, cover your Jerky84) Box your blister then poke her in the whiskers85) Wrap your spout to catch the trout86) Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel87) Cover your steamer before you ream her88) Protect that fish then dip it in the dish89) Contain that bass for a swim in her glass90) Be sure to wear it to feed her ferret91) Clothe the boner before you hone her92) Got no protection? Can't use your erection!93) Cork your pump or you don't hump94) No unwrapped stags get between my legs95) Dress that erection to make a deflection96) Contain that shanker before you spank her97) Cap that seeder before you breed her98) Stop the stream before you cream99) Secure that ladder then drain your bladder100) Protect your screw to catch that glue101) Package your meat for a real neat treat102) Holster your gun then shootings more fun103) Canvas that trailer before you nail her104) Garage the tractor then attack her105) Net that grass hopper before you pop her106) Sock that wanger before you bang her107) Pen that rooster, she'll be much looser108) Trim your hardwood then do her real good109) Garnish your oak then give her a poke110) Pouch your associate then go fornicate111) Smother your affiliate before you ejaculate112) Confine your fascinate before it regurgitates113) Catch that goat before it bloats114) Ensnare that barbarian then do her abdomen115) Restrain your hammer then wam bam her116) Prune that stalk then make her squawk117) Wrap that rod then please her bod118) Sheath that knife she ain't your wife119) House that bottle then mash her throttle120) Sash that hash then thrash that gash121) Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle122) Can your knob then throb her swab123) Contain old Doug then clean her rug124) Cover your limb before you swim125) Retain your bailer then impail her126) Rope your dope then make some soap127) Net your salamander then make salad in her128) Cap your flapper then sniff her snapper129) Wrap that Steed then trample her weeds130) Hat that chef then scramble her cleft131) Cover your stone before you bone132) House your hose then curl her toes133) Saddle your penis then straddle her mean ass134) Blanket your twitch then hump that bitch135) Shield your rocks then pond her box136) Cover old sly then do her dry137) Wrap your rail then fill her pail138) Glove your chimney before you come in me139) If your nude tube your dude140) Cloak your hitter then go split her141) Wrap your nipper before you dip her142) Can your spam then bam that mam143) Corral your ram then slice her ham144) Sheath your sliver then jab her liver145) Twist your wick then stick that prick146) Cover old Bart then dart her tart147) Shed old spot then do her slot148) Drawer your pip then split her lips149) Contain that leach then mash her peach150) Bag your elm then take the helm151) Constrain your gem to catch the flem152) Catch that head cheese or I won't spread these153) Constrain that agate you ain't no faggot154) Survey your land then plant her stand155) Before you drive her protect that diver156) Sack that slimy smelt then tan her beaver pelt157) Wrap that stiffer then let him sniff her158) Cover you post then slice her roast159) Blanket old juicy then plug old loosey160) Balloon your baboon the moon tune her poon161) Contain that viper before you pipe her162) Wrap your whopper, then go bop her163) Protect your cock with the sock.164) Slip it on before you slip it in.165) Don't leave it to God, cover your rod.164) Do a good deed, don't spill your seed.165) Tub that sub then rub her hub166) Wrap Mr. Clean then introduce her spleen167) Dam your giver then fill her quiver</blockquote>

Verification: Hath warak paha keeyada? (hatha wadikireema paha)

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