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<blockquote data-quote="2009" data-source="post: 3974064" data-attributes="member: 167624"><p><strong>Confession.. Joke</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly , sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.</span></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet , not realizing that the little boy is in there already.</span></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">The little boy says , "Dark in here." </span></span></span><span style="color: #0066cc"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0066cc"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">The man says , "Yes , it is."</span></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Boy - "I have a baseball."</span></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Man - "That's nice."</span></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Boy - "Want to buy it?"</span></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Man - "No , thanks."</span></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Boy - "My dad's outside."</span></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Man - "OK , how much?"</span></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Boy - "$150"</span></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Man - "Sold."</span></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">In the next few weeks , it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.</span></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Boy - "Dark in here."</span></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Man - "Yes , it is."</span></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove."</span></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">The lover , remembering the last time , asks the boy , "How much?"</span></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Boy - "$350"</span></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Man - "Highway robbery. Sold."</span></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">A few days later , the father says to the boy , "Grab your gloves , let's go outside and have a game of catch."</span></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">The boy says , "I can't , I sold my ball and my glove."</span></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">The father asks , "How much did you sell them for?"</span></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">The boy says , "$500"</span></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">The father says , "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... That is way more than those two things cost.</span></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed."</span></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.</span></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">The boy says , "Dark in here."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">The priest says , "Don't start that shit again , you're in my closet now.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="2009, post: 3974064, member: 167624"] [b]Confession.. Joke[/b] [COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.[/SIZE] [COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly , sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet , not realizing that the little boy is in there already.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]The little boy says , "Dark in here." [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0066cc][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]The man says , "Yes , it is."[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]Boy - "I have a baseball."[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]Man - "That's nice."[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]Boy - "Want to buy it?"[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]Man - "No , thanks."[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]Boy - "My dad's outside."[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]Man - "OK , how much?"[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]Boy - "$150"[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]Man - "Sold."[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]In the next few weeks , it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]Boy - "Dark in here."[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]Man - "Yes , it is."[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove."[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]The lover , remembering the last time , asks the boy , "How much?"[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]Boy - "$350"[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]Man - "Highway robbery. Sold."[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]A few days later , the father says to the boy , "Grab your gloves , let's go outside and have a game of catch."[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]The boy says , "I can't , I sold my ball and my glove."[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]The father asks , "How much did you sell them for?"[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]The boy says , "$500"[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]The father says , "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... That is way more than those two things cost.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed."[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]The boy says , "Dark in here."[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [SIZE=5]The priest says , "Don't start that shit again , you're in my closet now.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Times New Roman]:lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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