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<blockquote data-quote="rith" data-source="post: 1449405" data-attributes="member: 21277"><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly , sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet , not realizing that the little boy is in there already.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>The little boy says , "Dark in here." The man says , "Yes , it is."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Boy - "I have a baseball."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Man - "That's nice."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Boy - "Want to buy it?"</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Man - "No , thanks."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Boy - "My dad's outside."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Man - "OK , how much?"</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Boy - "$150"</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Man - "Sold."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>In the next few weeks , it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Boy - "Dark in here."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Man - "Yes , it is."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>The lover , remembering the last time , asks the boy , "How much?"</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Boy - "$350"</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Man - "Highway robbery. Sold."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>A few days later , the father says to the boy , "Grab your gloves , let's go outside and have a game of catch."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>The boy says , "I can't , I sold my ball and my glove."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>The father asks , "How much did you sell them for?"</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>The boy says , "$500"</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>The father says , "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... That is way more than those two things cost.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>The boy says , "Dark in here."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>The priest says , "Don't start that shit again , you're in my closet now."</strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rith, post: 1449405, member: 21277"] [COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="5"][B]A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly , sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet , not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says , "Dark in here." The man says , "Yes , it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No , thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK , how much?" Boy - "$150" Man - "Sold." In the next few weeks , it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes , it is." Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove." The lover , remembering the last time , asks the boy , "How much?" Boy - "$350" Man - "Highway robbery. Sold." A few days later , the father says to the boy , "Grab your gloves , let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says , "I can't , I sold my ball and my glove." The father asks , "How much did you sell them for?" The boy says , "$500" The father says , "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says , "Dark in here." The priest says , "Don't start that shit again , you're in my closet now."[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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