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Message: <blockquote data-quote="pamithK" data-source="post: 1239800" data-attributes="member: 41396"><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"><strong><u>Confucius say....</u></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'">* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'">* Man who run in front of car get tired.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'">* Man who run behind car get exhausted.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'">* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'">* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'">* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'">* Man with one chopstick go hungry.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'">* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'">* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'">* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'">* Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'">* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'">* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'">* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'">* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'">* Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'">* Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'">* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'">* Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'">* Man who fart in church sit in own pew.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'">* Crowded elevator smell different to midget. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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