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<blockquote data-quote="rapa" data-source="post: 19769" data-attributes="member: 212">HUSBAND:&nbsp; &nbsp; Hi Dear, I am logged in.&nbsp;WIFE:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Would you like to have some snacks?&nbsp;HUSBAND:&nbsp; &nbsp; Hard disk full.&nbsp;WIFE:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Have you brought the saree?&nbsp;HUSBAND:&nbsp; &nbsp; Bad command or file name.&nbsp;WIFE:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; But I told you about it in the morning!&nbsp;HUSBAND:&nbsp; &nbsp; Syntax error, abort, retry, cancel.&nbsp;WIFE:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; HAE BHAGAWAN! Forget it, where's your salary?&nbsp;HUSBAND:&nbsp; &nbsp; File in use, read only. try after some time.&nbsp;WIFE:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Atleast give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.&nbsp;HUSBAND:&nbsp; &nbsp; Sharing violation, access denied.&nbsp;WIFE:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I made a mistake in marrying you!&nbsp;HUSBAND:&nbsp; &nbsp; Data type mismatch.&nbsp;WIFE:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; You are useless!&nbsp;HUSBAND:&nbsp; &nbsp; By default.&nbsp;WIFE:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Who was there with you in the car this morning?&nbsp;HUSBAND:&nbsp; &nbsp; System unstable. Press ctrl, alt, del to reboot.&nbsp;WIFE:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; What is my value in your life?&nbsp;HUSBAND:&nbsp; &nbsp; Unknown virus detected.&nbsp;WIFE:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Do you love me or your computer?!&nbsp;HUSBAND:&nbsp; &nbsp; Too many parameters.&nbsp; &nbsp;WIFE:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I will go to my dad's house!&nbsp;HUSBAND:&nbsp; &nbsp; Program performed illegal operation, it will close.&nbsp;WIFE:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I will leave you forever!&nbsp;HUSBAND:&nbsp; &nbsp; Close all programs and log out for another user.&nbsp;WIFE:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; It's worthless talking to you!&nbsp;HUSBAND:&nbsp; &nbsp; Shut down the computer.&nbsp;WIFE:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I am going!!!&nbsp;HUSBAND:&nbsp; &nbsp; It is now safe to turn off your computer.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="rapa, post: 19769, member: 212"] HUSBAND: Hi Dear, I am logged in. WIFE: Would you like to have some snacks? HUSBAND: Hard disk full. WIFE: Have you brought the saree? HUSBAND: Bad command or file name. WIFE: But I told you about it in the morning! HUSBAND: Syntax error, abort, retry, cancel. WIFE: HAE BHAGAWAN! Forget it, where's your salary? HUSBAND: File in use, read only. try after some time. WIFE: Atleast give me your credit card, I can do some shopping. HUSBAND: Sharing violation, access denied. WIFE: I made a mistake in marrying you! HUSBAND: Data type mismatch. WIFE: You are useless! HUSBAND: By default. WIFE: Who was there with you in the car this morning? HUSBAND: System unstable. Press ctrl, alt, del to reboot. WIFE: What is my value in your life? HUSBAND: Unknown virus detected. WIFE: Do you love me or your computer?! HUSBAND: Too many parameters. WIFE: I will go to my dad's house! HUSBAND: Program performed illegal operation, it will close. WIFE: I will leave you forever! HUSBAND: Close all programs and log out for another user. WIFE: It's worthless talking to you! HUSBAND: Shut down the computer. WIFE: I am going!!! HUSBAND: It is now safe to turn off your computer. [/QUOTE]

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